honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
F. Cabanes (via stevenbong)
Things I’ll teach my children (via suspend)
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.
The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.
I know other factors come into play.
But something isn’t right there.
ones an extrovert and ones an introvert voila la différence
One had to portray a disaster of a character, one didn’t
Both were doing their jobs as actresses. One was better written.
Love the booty
Grab the booty
Hold the booty
Desire the booty
Fight for the booty
Bite the booty
Touch the booty
Care for the booty
Worship the booty
Squeeze the booty
Believe in the booty
Embrace the booty
Respect the booty
Protect the booty
Spank the booty
Hug the booty
I love the booty
Can someone do this with my booty?
uncle phil does not play
Word to Uncle Phil
YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS