May 2013
shego:
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
foxnewsofficial:
i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future
veganhugs:
I don’t get into romantic relationships because I know any relationship I might have would never be as strong as Turk and JD’s.
tinydragongina:
iamtonysexual:
hausereiring:
roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
And then when you finally beat it you forget the save and the fucking game freezes and you throw the controller across the room...
titytwochainz:
you’re really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
tyleroakley:
me flirting: *breathes heavily and favorites your tweet*
cleverstarkidurl:
when people complain about great gatsby spoilers
THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
god she’s so lucky
chase: what is your favorite outdoor activity?
me: not
peewentz:
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
flipphones:
school can suk a dog dik i am going 2 remain in bed
solluxforpresident:
jugglekingstone:
DO YOU JUST HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT WITH YOU AND THEY JUST ALWAYS CHEER YOU UP AND THEY PUT THEMSELVES DOWN SOMETIMES BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS SO AMAZING AND YOU WANT THEM TO BE IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU SO HAPPY OH GOSH
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
theyellowbrickroad:
i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something
escapefromthislabyrinth:
Wow, today has been emotional. I fucking hate how I never have the right things to say. And even if I think I do, it never makes sense when it comes out and I almost always end up looking like an idiot.
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
“I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I...”
– Thought Catalog (via swimmingpoolforants)
And now there’s water leaking from my eyes and I can’t seem to get it to stop..help
I really hate having to pretend that I’m not insecure
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
shadowlink-:
WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
tetsuroishigaki:
tetsuroishigaki:
According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original...
florenceandthepoutines:
I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
plot twist: he likes you back
fatkidinmath:
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
